If Exuvius ever endorsed a sport, it would probably be "dodge-drink"- the sport where you try to keep your shirt dry after an unamused girl throws a Cosmo towards your face. OK, that, like golf, probably isn't a real sport. More of a gentleman's game. But our next pick would be Extreme Ironing.
If you haven't been keeping up with ESPN 8, "The Ocho", take a moment to familiarize yourself with the current champs. They've ironed whilst underwater, mid-flight, and everything in between. So here's a toast to those who never settled for ordinary challenges. Of course, the Exuvius man would probably just iron his Rockefeller shirt on his bare abs. It's not quite our recommended care instructions, but it's pretty extreme.